DBTC - Purple Haze and red acro

[kyuubichan218]

Hey all,

Whilst fragging recently, I broke a couple pieces that didn't need to be broken. Lucky for you, they are up for DBTC! I have a quarter-sized piece of Purple Haze montipora, and a little frag of red acro up for grabs. I'll post pics on Sunday when I get home if anyone really wants.

How to win: Post a nerdy joke. First to make me laugh gets to choose, next best gets whatever is left.

 

[ReefCheif]

What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF

Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for Minney being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fuc**** Goofy

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAMN
What do you call an afghan virgin? Mever bin laid on

I COULD GO FOR DAYS! Ill let someone else try.

 

[reef dummy]

Two peanuts were walking down a dark street late at night and one was assaulted.

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[matt.radich]

What do you call a fly with no legs? A walk.

 

[jahmic]

Two peanuts were walking down a dark street late at night and one was assaulted.

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Hahaha

 

[Bajamike]

Why dont you bend over in american furniture warehouse? Becuase jake jabs :drum:

 

[bush8984]

What do you call a girl with one short leg............? Illene
When is a door a jar? When it's left open
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over they bay it would be a bagel
Confusious says:
"a man who stand on his toilet is high on pot"
or
"he who runs in front of car get tired and he who runs behind get exhausted"
or
"man with broken watch has right time twice a day"

two men walk into the jungle and come across some natives, the natives capture them and tell them if they can shove the fruits their holding up there "back sides" without making a sound or wincing they would set them free. 1st man is holding coconuts and get 2 in before he winces so the natives kill him, 2nd man is holding berries and gets 2/3's of them in before he busts out laughing and the natives kill him. when the two men meet in the afterlife the 1st man asks the 2nd, "why did you start laughing, you had that and could have lived", the 2nd man replies "i turned and saw a man walk in behind us carrying pineapples"...lol

 

[yOdaddy]

What did one math book say to the other? Leave me alone, I've got my own problems

 

[yOdaddy]

Isn't c++ a b-?

 

[ReeferMatt]

This is the nerdiest joke I know.

When the math professor's wife returns home from work, she finds an envelope on the living room table. She opens it and finds a letter from her husband:

• My dearest wife,
  We have been married for nearly thirty years, and I still love you as much as on the day I proposed. You must realize, however, that you are now 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I very much hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I'm in a hotel room with an 18-year-old freshman girl from my calculus class. I'll be home before midnight.
  Your husband, who will never stop loving you.
  

When the professor returns from the hotel shortly before midnight, he also finds an envelope in the living room. He opens it and reads:

• My beloved husband,
  You may recall that you, too, are 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I thus hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I am in a hotel room with the 18-year-old pool boy.
  Your loving wife.
  P.S. As a mathematician, you are certainly aware of the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't stay up and wait for me.

 

[Metalsniper]

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at him and yells at him to get out. Argon doesn't react.

 

[ReeferMatt]

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at him and yells at him to get out. Argon doesn't react.

How noble of him ;o)

 

[hurrafreak]

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at him and yells at him to get out. Argon doesn't react.

An Electron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "how much for a beer"
The bartender says "for you, no charge"

 

[ReeferMatt]

An Electron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "how much for a beer"
The bartender says "for you, no charge"

I think you mean neutron, as an electron has a negative charge.. but great joke!

 

[Haulin Oates]

Two snakes are slithering along when one suddenly stops:
#1: "hey, what's wrong?"
#2: "are we poisonous?"
#1: "I don't think so... Why?"
#2: "are you sure?"
#1: "yeah, im sure... Why?"
#2: "whew... Cuz I just bit my tongue!!"

 

[2sweet]

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing...it just waved

 

[kyuubichan218]

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at him and yells at him to get out. Argon doesn't react.

This is my favorite joke of all time. But you're disqualified on grounds of familiarity ;D

The winner is: Swanny!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!

Runner up is ReeferMatt.

PM me for pickup!

 

[reef dummy]

I won, I won! Except that wasn't my joke. The bike one that is.

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[kyuubichan218]

No, that's my favorite play-on-words joke. You win

 

[cdrewferd]

Cool DBTC Erica.