Funny sayings

[bsharpe]

I believe in a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

 

[SAZAMA]

I like my beer, like I like my women. Domestic and bubbly...

 

[Wicked Color]

No rest for the wicked....

 

[CRW Reef]

Cut your nose to spite your face!! My moms all time fav lol

 

[Rebel]

When something goes well, according to my dad, it's: "slicker than snot on a brass doorknob."

 

[Dr.DiSilicate]

Horneyer than a 2 peckered billy goat.

 

[Cake_Boss]

When asked if you're tracking (understand what the person is saying)

Tracking like a three legged dog in a snow storm.

Tracking like a football bat.

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What's up buttercup!

 

[Wicked Color]

Wow, Rocky, that gets pretty left field.....

 

[Cake_Boss]

I have tons more, but they're not.....socially acceptable nowadays

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[bsharpe]

My dad used to say "They cannot tell their a$$ from 6 bucks"

 

[reefmaster719]

Saw this while taking a leak in front of men's stall at the bar... Lol!!

"No wonder you always go home alone"

 

[reefmaster719]

Here's a good one... No offense ladies.

"To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all"

 

[bigfoot610]

theres the ever popular "useless as Ti*s on a nun"

 

[JuanGutz]

This might be offensive but I love it so sorry women.
You can only call women one B word, and b****s love being called beautiful.

 

[Zooid]

Slicker than snot on a glass doorknob.

 

[projectx]

Dumber than a bag of hair