what about a couple of small bulbs, mounted to a baseball hat, as if you can't go through the day without some kind of tanning, and a t-shirt with a pic of a bikini on it? That'd be hilarious!
I thought we were talking about a saltwater fish tank here? How funny off topic we can get. Nice tank even though it does look like a tanning bed I sat in 20 years ago. Ha HA HA HA